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Jail Break Birthday Cake

Pint of Luxury Ice Cream

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Assaulted Caramel
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Assaulted Caramel

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Cereal Killer

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Cookies & Scream

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Creamy Contraband

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Embezzle-mint

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Flight Risk

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Jane Dough

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Killer Bees

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Rocky Railroad Robbery

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Strawburied Alive

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Trial By Chocolate

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Eye Witness Testimonials

“This ice cream is insane! I loved EVERY. SINGLE. BITE. Where did they get these ingredients? They were fancy AF. Honestly, the best ice cream I’ve ever tasted in my life. Case closed!”

Joseph R. [REDACTED]

“In a word, epic. The flavors were so wild and different. I’ve never had ice cream that was so different and yet so familiar. Like pineapple & cornbread?! Who knew. It was like all my favorite flavors on steroids.”

Renny G. [REDACTED]

“I had really high expectations because of the price. KEEP your expectations high. This isn’t just the best ice cream I’ve ever had it was the best dessert I’ve ever had, period. “

Eden M. [REDACTED]
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HOW DO YOU SHIP ICE CREAM?

We don't mess around with our frozen goods - we give them the VIP treatment, packing them in an insulated shipping box with enough dry ice to keep them colder than the hearts of the most devious of criminals. At a frigid -109.3°F, these frozen culprits are ready to be delivered in perfect condition.

CAN I PURCHASE MULTIPLE BOXES FOR CORPORATE GIFTING?

Yes! It’s possibly the easiest yet most thoughtful gift you could give vendors, contractors, clients, or a whole customer service team. (Let’s face it, they are the backbone of this economy) If you’re looking to place an order of 5 or more, head here, fill out the form, and our team will get back to you!.